An open letter to Old St. Nick:

Dear Nick,
May I call you Nick? This year has been rough. Real rough. That is why my list will be more detail orientated than the ones of previous years. This year I do not want the usual, Peace on Earth or even this insanely gorgeous pagoda top from Anthropologie.

 This year I want something more practical. I want:

• A horse. (For traffic on the 405)
  
• Handicap parking permit
• A bigger closet
  
• Socks.  Button Socks
  

Thank you.
<3 Khris